What an amazing day! The weather was just about perfect, although it did get a tad too warm mid-afternoon.

BAD Ride 13 had in attendance about 1300 riders and huge praises need to go out to the organizers and all the volunteers for managing that many bikes and riders in one day at two main venues as well as corralling us at the lunch stop.

The Big Banana!

My day started off pretty early at 7am as I headed off to my bosses place. My truck wasn’t up to the task of driving around all day so we made arrangements to borrow a truck from Kahuna Powersports to tow our trailer, which allowed me to handle two bikes should the need arise. This truck was a monster and although I felt a bit dwarfed standing beside it, driving it with the trailer was easy. Luckily I had a lot of experience from when I used to tow race cars, so by comparison this was a cinch.

We arrived at the AMC theatre in Woodbridge with hundreds of bike already present, although hundreds more would steadily trickle in. I was pretty thankful for the free coffee and breakfast available to everyone and there were several vendors there selling various ‘BAD Ride’ clothing with 100% of the proceeds going to the Distress Centres.

Bikes packed everywhere!

Bikes were everywhere crammed into every nook and cranny of the complex. Although mostly cruisers and touring bikes, there were also many custom bikes and some rather eclectic ones…not to mention some very eclectic riders too and their choice in clothing left me scratching my head. Then again, I still scratch my head when I see riders wearing virtually nothing at all, especially the young lady passengers who wear shorts, a tank top and high-heel shoes. Ya…that’s practical.

After several announcements by the organizers and local radio personalities (including a last minute route change), the riders started departing around 10am. The temperature was starting to climb so riders were eager to get on the road and get some wind blowing against them. It was quite an amazing site watching all the bikes ripping out of the parking lot as they took to the well laid out route. Taking up the rear of the pack rode several volunteer paramedics and a couple organizer trucks and finally us with our MotoLimo.com trucks ready to pick up whatever riders that needed assistance.

I had programmed the route into my GPS but it turns out that I really didn’t need too. The route was very well marked with large signs at all the turning points (including the last minute changes due to a road closure).

As for the route itself, it was well thought out and kept us away from major roads so that we would neither affect traffic much or be effected by it. There were only a couple of intersections that caused us problems. There were also a couple of sections that were nice and twisty but some spots left me surprised that nobody had crashed with the loose gravel (even in some tight corners).

Arriving in Pefferlaw for lunch was a sight to behold. Once again all the riders had been well corralled by the organizers leaving the streets and sidewalks lined with bikes stretching the entire length of the small town. We also filled every available parking lot. Locals of the town stood slack-jawed staring at all the bikes rolling around their streets. I’m sure thoughts of an invasion crossed their minds. Not one person seemed upset (they were pre-warned that we were coming) and once they realized that it was a charity ride, they smiled and told us to enjoy our day (although I did see a few ladies clutching their purses rather tightly). Bikers are a very misunderstood breed and can sometimes look a little scary covered in leather and tattoos but not a single rider needed to be feared. Motorcyclists are the salt of the earth and will give a stranger the shirt (or leather vest) off their back if needed. It’s a shame that we are so misunderstood but perhaps that’s a topic for another post.

Most riders just stopped to cool down and rehydrate before continuing along the route but others hung around for lunch. We took the time to grab a quick bite so that we could allow the riders to all get back on the road ahead of us. I had already stopped several times to check on riders that had pulled off the road to make sure they were ok. Most just needed a break to rest their sore bums or grab a drink but as the day wore on, I expected that I would find more and I did. Although not one rider actually needed assistance to make it to the final end point at Markham Fairgrounds. No rider wants to get picked up from the side of the road but especially on a ride like this.

So many bikes!

Arriving at the fairgrounds, we once again saw over a thousand motorcycles all shoe-horned side by side as the riders started lining up for lunch and refreshments. Water was being handed out to those waiting in a rather long line to get their meals. Once again…hats off to the volunteers!

We set up our main truck in a nice visible spot with the sun gleaming off it (and beating down on us) and talked to riders who passed by about our services. By late afternoon, I was pretty tired and despite all the water I was drinking, I was still feeling dehydrated.

But alas, my day wasn’t over. I had to go pick up two bikes and finally get the truck and trailer back to my bosses place. It was a long day but a very enjoyable one.

Getting your MotoLimo Mojo going!

Dirty Girls Scooter Run 2010
By: Jacqueline Mortlock

In January this year I approached Jonway Scooters with an absurd idea – would a small 150cc scooter handle a distance of 2200km, punished by off-road challenges like being ridden over pebble beaches and dirt roads. Could these little machines cope with a lot of mistreatment and get from Cape Town to Durban safely and without incident? Quinton Prinsloo Marketing manager of the Jonway brand in South Africa was in no doubt that we could make the journey without occurrence and he gave us five bikes to prove it.

A popular definition of a scooter is a motorcycle engine put into a cute frame designed for housewives and students to go shopping in their pencil skirts and pumps. Designed for short commutes like milk runs and getting to lectures.
Dirty Girls decided to gauge the bikes capacity by tormenting them in every possible way with a view to redefining a common conception – that a scooter would never survive the punishment we were about to dole out. We packed up and left Jhb to commence our journey on the 03 May.

Day 1
Cape Town to Cape Aughulas -295 kms.

Its 8am outside Cape Town’s splendid Graden Court and I’m staring down at my cammo sneakers and jeans and bearing in mind that I’m about to get on a scooter, joined by 4 girl friends and journey 2200kms starting in Cape Town, ending in Durban six days later. We are all excited and adrenalin is running high among us. The manager of Garden Court and his staff come out to wish us well and we have a police escort to guide us through Cape Town’s bustling rush hour traffic to where our journey will begin at Greenpoint stadium.

The girls are thrilled; we are grinning at each other and hooting madly while cars and people cheer us on. My first thoughts: “What a lovely little bike!” I was riding a Jonway Nippi, true to form, my little pink machine was twisting and powering around bends very comfortably, keyed up to show me what else she could do.

After filming and an interview at Greenpoint the team left for our first challenge – tobogganing down a hill at Cool Runnings in Cape Town. The path to the challenge was a 3km stretch of dirt road – rocks, loose sand and small pot holes. The scooters handled the terrain beautifully and I felt a surge of confidence about how I could expect us to fare later on.

We reached Cape Augulhas just after 6pm on the first day. Almost 300km and we were all still smiling. We joined some folk from the backpackers round a fire and spoke about our experiences during the day.

Day 2
Aughulus to Mossel Bay -290kms

Cape Agulhas is the southernmost point in the continent of Africa, 170 kilometres southeast of Cape Town. The cape was named by Portuguese navigators, who called it Cabo das Agulhas — Portuguese for “Cape of Needles” — after noticing that around the year 1500 the direction of magnetic north coincided with true north in the region. The cape marks the official dividing point between the Indian and Atlantic oceans. We reached the site on our bikes, riding them right onto the sand pebble beach where the warm Benguela current meets the cold Agulhas.

After putting our bikes through their paces as scramblers we cruised comfortably between 90 and 100km to Hermanus, twisting around corners smoothly, cruising past yellow fields speckled with grazing cows, sheep, and occasional stray ostrich.
We arrive in Mossel Bay at twilight. The town is very hilly and pretty and the bay peeps out occasionally when we reach the top of a rise in the road, lights shimmering off the still, dark waters and the sound of dockside vessel bells clanging sleepily.
We reach Protea Hotel Mossel Bay and are greeted with champagne glasses of orange juice and the warmest of welcomes. Our rooms are gorgeous loft apartments overlooking the bay, and we have enormous bath tubs – no surprise then that every one of us took at least an hour to pamper ourselves in a fragrant bath – you can separate a girl and untamed indulgence for only so long!

Day 3
Mossel Bay to Cape St Francis -314kms

We are visiting the Knysna Elephant sanctuary this morning about 61kms from Mossel Bay, and in the middle of the Garden Route. When we get to the enterance we have another dirt road to traverse, Mignon, Roxanne and I stand up like we do on our dirt bikes and have some fun ‘off-roading’. Roxanne actually manages to get her scooter airborne over a mound in the road.

Knysna elephant park’s resident African elephants and well-informed guides taught us the sad and mystical story of the Knysna Elephants – the world’s Southern most elephants. We had a rare opportunity to get close, riding them and feeding them. Four elephants were presented to us, with their guides, one of them named ‘Lost’. ‘Who would like to get Lost?” they joked. Linlee and I stepped up, and were rewarded with an opportunity to see the world from elephant eye-level. Our elephant reached back with her trunk and caressed my hand, it was a profound and moving experience.

We now have to face the biggest challenge of the trip – 1997 caused great excitement in the Bungy jumping fraternity worldwide with the opening of the Face Adrenalin Bloukrans Bungy Jump. Bloukrans is officially recognized by Guinness World Records as being the World’s highest commercial bungy jump at an astonishing 216 from the highest single span arch bridge in the world.
Roxanne, Lebo and Mignon signed up for the jump immediately, keyed up to plunge into the mouth of madness, while Linlee and I settled for the flying fox, a 200m cable slide zip wire out onto the archway of the bridge to watch them take the plunge.

We have a lot of distance to cover – its 7 pm by the time we get off the bikes! We gratefully arrive at our lodgings Lyngenfjord Guest House in Cape St Francis. The house is filled with antique cape dutch furniture from the 1800’s, family pictures and a lot of warmth for weary travellers.

Day 4
Cape St Francis to East London – 411kms

With over 400km to cover we set out on our Jonway scooters with throttles wide open at 9am. Leaving Cape St Francis, we eventually realized that we were in the Eastern Cape and that things work differently on the roads – much, much differently. We passed through Grahamstown and got horribly lost.I know what you’re thinking – how on earth does one get lost in a small town?! To that I would answer: with a GPS. We arrived in East London at 7pm and found relief in our accommodation and food at the Garden Court hotel East London. Finally, the longest stretch is over, and the bikes are still motoring along comfortably.

Day 5
East London to Port St Johns 320kms

It’s a beautiful morning with an interesting inland ride up ahead. Breakfast is pleasantly served at Garden Court hotel and now it’s time to hit some tar.

East London is known as the ‘Buffalo City’ – long before written history the banks of the Buffalo River and the seashore were inhabited by early man; Nahoon footprints found in this area have been dated at been 200,000 years old, and the oldest fossilized human footprints found in the world. In more recent history the area was home to the Khoisan Bushman tribes.

East London is also the abode the original Coelacanth specimen – a prehistoric fish that has lived in the Indian Ocean for 400 million years, thought to be extinct until it was re-discovered in 1938. The discovery of a live Coelacanth in the East London harbour was regarded internationally as the most significant zoological find of the century.

Both Nelson Mandela and the fellow former president of South Africa, Thabo Mbeki, have their roots in the Eastern Cape, and its occurred to me as we are travelling what an incredible country we live in – every town we pass through has its own history and the land we are riding in between keeps changing – from the untamed coastline and jagged mountains of the cape, to the emerald Tsitsikamma Forest, lagoons of Knysna and rolling gold hills of the eastern cape. We are truly blessed.

We arrive at Port St Johns at nightfall and check into a local backpacker’s resort. Mignon is amused to find cows strolling on the beach, and after sitting around a gorgeous bonfire we fall asleep to the sound of guests drumming and singing.

Day 6
Port St Johns to Durban -360kms

Our last stretch to our destination, and I’m sure everyone is thinking the same thought- We’ve done it! The home stretch lies right ahead and the bikes have come through for us. We are all attached to our bikes and I believe we are all silently contemplating buying a scooter soon!

For the most part, the scooters have been so much fun. Cheaper to run than cars, speedy and effortless to ride. Apart from cost efficiency there is an environmental element to observe, women especially feel a need to ‘tread lightly on the earth’.

As this journey ends I’m certainly feeling a sense of accomplishment and I couldn’t be prouder of the girls – they have covered enough distance to qualify our run as one of the longest ride-for-charity challenges in South Africa ever.

The bikes pass under the gigantic arches of the Moses Mabida Stadium and the crew are jubilant. The bikes are parked in the afternoon sun and we are interviewed for SABC television.

By: Tony Morgan

A few weeks ago, right around the time I was going through the CB350 fiasco, a casual acquaintance from a local meeting spot asked me if I am “into” touring by motorcycle.  Him and a few of his buddies do a Blue Ridge Parkway trip every May, but they had a last-minute cancellation, and wondered if I would consider joining them to even out the costs.  This acquaintance, Austin, had been talking to me on and off at this restaurant every Sunday for a few years now, so there was some familiarity, and Austin shares some of my obsession about collecting bikes.  He has had five or six, at least, in the short time I’ve known him, with wildly varied choices.  The first time I met him, I believe he was riding a 1992 FJ1200 with well over 100000 kilometres on it.  Since then, he has had a VTR1000 Firestorm, a neon yellow V-Strom, a Vulcan 2000 (?!?!), and currently an RC51 and a Kawasaki Voyager.  He does this trip, or a version of it, nearly every year, and goes with a couple of guys from the Ottawa area.  The last minute cancellation was in no way going to put the trip in jeopardy, but an even number of riders certainly makes things easier for motel rooms, etc.  Knowing I have a lot of experience under my (relatively youthful) belt, Austin thought I might make a good candidate for a substitution.

The first problem appeared immediately, as I do not have a passport.  This was remedied easily, through the Passport Canada online form, but there is, of course, a waiting period.  My passport is due to arrive May 14th, with the trip starting May 15th, but this is how nearly everything in my life goes, so it is not a particular concern.  I am planning as if I already have the passport, and everything else can be dealt with, in time.  This is also the first trip I will be attempting to video, and my first trip not knowing any of my travelling mates.  Most of the guys I ride with, I have ridden with since high school, so I often lose sight of how anxious it can be to ride with new accompaniment.  Iam however, by a fair margin, the youngest guy on the trip, with the smallest bike (I’m taking my Concours), and the route will be the most relaxing route, as far as mileage, that I have enjoyed for many years.  For some reason, a lot of the recent trips I have taken, especially to the East Coast, have become exercises in Iron-Buttism.  My personal record for distance in one day was set on the return portion of one of these trips, where I had lost contact with the group after a heatstroke episode.  Antigonish, Nova Scotia, to Guelph, in 19 hours and 45 minutes on a ZX-9R (with a Corbin seat).  This entire Blue Ridge trip is only about 1300 kilometres, one way, so I am very excited to go on a trip where I may actually be able to look around at my surroundings.  This will also be the first trip since the accident, so I’m not sure how my leg is going to hold up after multiple days in the saddle.  We are spending three nights in the middle of the trip in one spot, Bryson City, North Carolina, to use as a home base, so if the leg is giving me trouble, I can take a day off while we’re there.

This is also going to masquerade as an actual “vacation”, with time set aside for seeing sights, doing touristy things, and just generally relaxing.  The route and itinerary are also completely liquid, with everyone involved more than happy to accomodate everyone’s wishes.  We’re hoping to see the Wheels Through Time exhibit, hit the Tail of the Dragon store, and maybe even drink a little American beer!  On a van trip a few years ago, with two bikes in the back and a wife in the passenger seat, we decided that Virginia, Vermont, and the two Carolinas were the most desolate, beautiful forest-centered states we had encountered, and wanted to do a later (this van trip was in February) extended tour, focusing on these states.  However, between job demands, and then me being off of two wheels for one season learning how to walk again, the opportunity had not presented itself – until now, that is.  Plus, these type of impromptu trips have always been my favourites.

I am taking my digital SLR, as well as the video camera, so with the time afforded by a relaxed pace and reasonable daily riding distances, I hope to shoot a lot of pictures and video.  I will probably post the video (after I learn all about editing and sound overlay) on YouTube, and set up an account on one of those photo-hosting websites if any readers have any interest in what I thought was worthwhile taking a picture of!  Wish me luck with the passport, and if there is any down time ( for leg recovery, or whatever), and I can find an Internet cafe in North Carolina, I may try to post a mid-trip report about what it’s like to go on a ten day trip with riders I don’t even know!  What better way to learn about each other, though, eh?

By: Tony Morgan

Well, the story of the little Honda 350 isn’t over.  The trip to Ottawa to retrieve the bikes went flawlessly, and allowed my Dad and I to bond a bit on the road trip.  Picking up the bikes was a piece of cake, and both were in better condition than anticipated.  I couldn’t wait to get back to Guelph to show Roger, the fellow for whom I had been looking for one of these bikes.  I arrived back in Guelph at about 6:00 p.m. on a Monday night, and promptly called Roger to come look at the bikes.  He was very excited, and only took about fifteen minutes to make it to my house.  He couldn’t believe the condition of either the main bike, or the parts bike, and got a little misty-eyed when recounting some stories from his youth involving CB350s.  Not being plated, all he could do was ride the bike up and down my driveway (which is pretty long, mind you) for about half an hour.  He was fascinated by the fuel gauge incorporated into the filler cap.  He had never seen this particular option on any CB350 over a forty year period!  After grinning, laughing, and crying a little bit, he went home a very, very happy man.  Life was about to change for Roger, however. 

I called him a few days later to let him know I had arranged for a safety, and to set up a time to deliver the bike to him.  I left three messages that day, without a response, which is very rare for Roger or his wife.  I got a call the following evening from Roger’s wife, informing me that he had had a minor stroke, and was still in the hospital.  Upon visiting him, he was pretty crestfallen, as he had significant numbness in one hand and leg, and it was looking like he may have to give up his driver’s licence.  He couldn’t get over the timing, having just found his bike a few weeks prior, but life is always full of surprises, both good and bad.  He was thankful for being able to ride the bike as little as he did in my driveway, but sheepishly asked me if I would consider selling it for him.  He couldn’t face restoring it, not knowing if he would ever be able to ride it again, but I was optimistic.  I told him I would have no trouble selling it, but I didn’t need the cash right away, so I told him I would probably hang on to it for this season, to see if the situation changed, or I might even just keep it myself.  Now he feels reponsible for my being “stuck” with this bike, and nothing I could say would convince him that it wasn’t a problem to just keep the bike for a while.

He’s out of the hospital now, of course, but his driver’s licence is temporarily suspended, until test results come back on the damage, if any, to his heart.  I still think he may wind up taking the bike, even just to tinker on, but I’m certainly not going to push him.  I also have a plan pleading with him to store the bike at his place, as I am out of storage room, and if the bike is actually just sitting in his garage, it may be an inspiration for him to keep it, but we’ll see.

I had planned on this being a kind of series of articles on the restoration of this old girl, with a very enthusiastic ex-owner as the protagonist, and it could still work out that way.  Regardless of what happens, Roger was very excited to get a chance to ride one again, even if it was just in a driveway, and while he was on it, my wife noticed that the CB350 is pretty much her prime example of what a 70′s bike should look like.  She found herself quite attracted to it (she has always had a thing for what she calls “flat bikes”, where the seat and the gas tank are very level) and asked if I thought it would be reliable enough for her to ride to work.  So rather than the end of one story, this might just be the beginning of another…